30 Awesome ‘SATC’ Quotes That Will Shake Your Beliefs on Love, Relationships and Sex

I am someone who is  looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love. Carrie Bradshaw

You men have no idea what we’re dealing with. Teeth placement and jaw stress, and suction and gag reflex. And all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing. Samantha Jones, on blowjob

After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. Big

Reality check. A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth. Samantha Jones

Think about it: If you are single after graduation there isn’t one occasion where people celebrate you. Hallmark doesn’t make a “Congratulations, you didn’t marry the wrong guy” card. And where’s the flatware for going on vacation alone? Carrie Bradshaw

Relationships are not about playing games. They’re about mature and honest communication. Miranda Hobbes

Don’t you ever just want to be pounded hard? Like when the bed is moving all around, and it’s all sweaty, your head is knocking the headboard and you feel it might blow off? Dammit, I just really want to be fucked. Just really fucked. Charlotte York

I’m dating skid-marks guy. When your boyfriend is so comfortable that he cannot be bothered to wipe his ass, there’s a problem. Miranda Hobbes

There’s always a contest with an ex. It’s called ‘who will die miserable’. Samantha Jones

Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe, you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be. Carrie Bradshaw

Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it’s good you can’t get it anymore. If it’s bad you just had sex with an ex. Samantha Jones

“Maybe mistakes are what make our fate… without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had never veered off course we wouldn’t fall in love, have babies, or be who we are. After all, things change, so do cities, people come into your life and they go. But it’s comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart… and if you’re very lucky, a plane ride away. Candace Bushnell

I’d have to say that’s all code for: He’s just not that into you. Jack Berger

Don’t laugh at me, but maybe we could be each other’s soulmates? And then we could let men be just these great nice guys to have fun with? Charlotte York

That’s the thing about needs. Sometimes when you get them met, you don’t need them anymore. Carrie Bradshaw

Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down, and sometimes, like now, they get you so high. Carrie Bradshaw

It wasn’t logic, it was love. Carrie Bradshaw

Women are for friendship. Men are for fucking. Samantha Jones

That crazy concept that we’re not really responsible for the course our lives take. That it’s all predestined, written in the stars. Maybe that explains why, if you live in a city, where you can’t even see the stars, your love life tends to feel a little more random. And even if our every man, every kiss, every heartache, is pre-ordered from some cosmic catalogue, can we still take a wrong step and wander off our own personal milky way? I couldn’t help but wonder, can you make a mistake and miss your fate? Carrie Bradshaw

Sometimes you gotta quit thinking so much. If it feels right, it probably is. So just go with it. Carrie Bradshaw

Are we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts? Carrie Bradshaw

I’m thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It’s just a little bag but we’d feel naked in public without it. Carrie Bradshaw

Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain, the exquisite pain, of wanting someone so unattainable? Carrie Bradshaw

Don’t play hard to get with a man who’s hard to get. Samantha Jones

Friendships don’t last for years. You have to invest in them. Carrie Bradshaw

After a break-up, certain street, locations, even times of day are off-limits. The city becomes a deserted battlefield, loaded with emotional landmines. You have to be very careful where you step or you could be blown to pieces. Carrie Bradshaw

What’s the big mystery? It’s my clitoris, not the sphinx. Miranda Hobbes

I’m gonna splash some water on my face, and then I’m going home. And I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever, and blow whomever I want, as long as I can breathe and kneel. Samantha Jones

Could you shave or something? Blowing you is like getting my teeth flossed. Samantha Jones

I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.Carrie Bradshaw

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One comment

  1. Reality check. A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth. Samantha Jones

    Sometimes you gotta quit thinking so much. If it feels right, it probably is. So just go with it. Carrie Bradshaw

    >> favorite! hahahaa! 😀

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